It's a derpy little wiener dog. MAKE IT CUTER! Alright, um, now it's in a hotdog bun. EVEN CUTER! Hmm, maybe it could be squishy, with itty bitty toes? CUTER, I SAY! Alright, um, how about now it's smol!...and that's when the density of adorable wriggly puppiness turned into a black hole that sucked us all in and we were never heard from again.
2(w) x 2(d) x 4.5(h) inches. Polyester fiber, ages 3 and up!
$4.18
Original: $11.95
-65%
Squishable: Micro Squishable Dachshund Hot Dog—
$11.95
$4.18
Description
It's a derpy little wiener dog. MAKE IT CUTER! Alright, um, now it's in a hotdog bun. EVEN CUTER! Hmm, maybe it could be squishy, with itty bitty toes? CUTER, I SAY! Alright, um, how about now it's smol!...and that's when the density of adorable wriggly puppiness turned into a black hole that sucked us all in and we were never heard from again.
2(w) x 2(d) x 4.5(h) inches. Polyester fiber, ages 3 and up!